that awkward moment when you feel sexy and you have no one to have sexual relations with
January 2012
you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”?
actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away
so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity
until you are dead, just like your dreams
- me: *doing the chair dance in video phone*
- mom: *walks in room*
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom: *leaves*
- me: *continues dancing*
i wanna see your peacock
i want, to see, your peacock
show me your peacock
show it to me
i want to see it
let me see your peacock
your peacock
“omg”
—me (via ramenfashion)
- teacher: **mentions lady gaga**
- classroom: **turns head and stares at me**
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